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No kissing before marriage

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/081129/koddities/oddity_first_kiss

This is a touching story. One that everyone should follow. A lovely couple decided to not even kiss until they got married. What a fantastic idea. You won't have the urge for sexual intercourse if you don't even touch. This will help to make your marriage more pure, to make you more pure. I think this is the way it should be. Your first kiss should be on your wedding night. It would be the most precious, wonderful and special place to have a first kiss. The best part is that this special couple teaches abstinence at city schools. And we all know abstinence is the only thing we should be teaching our children. Sexual education just gives them ideas. But teaching abstinence will have our children be like these two wonderful people. God Bless them!!

Imagine

"Imagine there's no heaven.. it's easy if you try... " How can you imagine there's no heaven? Where is God and Jesus supposed to live if there was no heaven? I really do not think we should be listening to this blasphemous atheist man freak. He is after all the uglier Beatle, and we shouldn't be listening to ugly people. I cannot believe he would even suggest not believing the God Almighty. I mean Jesus is what brings happiness and peace. Not war and destruction. No one uses Jesus as a weapon to kill others. He is a weapon for love. To spread the good word. Lennon is just a sick sick man to even think that if we had no faith we would be better off. Well dear Mr. Lennon, I hope you're happy down there in hell now.

Trannies

So that thing is having another baby. If you don't know what thing I am talking about, I am discussing that man who was born a woman, but changed to a man, but then decided to have a baby. What the... ? That is just sick. SICK!!! I mean it's sick enough that you are changing God's creation to from a woman to a man, but the fact that you go back on that to have a child? What is wrong with you? Now you're really messing with God's plan. How dare you do such a blasphemous thing, and now you're having another child? It's sick... SICK!!! It's just not natural.

This also goes for a certain person I used to go to high school with. He decided to become a woman. Why do people have to change the way God made you? Should you not be happy with the way God made you? I think you should. God makes you a man, you stay a man. God makes you a woman, you stay a woman. And God does not make people gay, so don't pull that one. That's a choice. God makes everyone straight, and male and female. Black and white people, black and white. No shades of grey here in God's plan.

Obama!!

I am terribly sad right now. Barack Obama was elected President of the United States. What is going to happen to our Christian values now? He's a Muslim isn't he? That's what I heard. I also heard he's friends with terrorists and that he believes in the Black Panther ways. I know this to be true, because well look at him, he looks like a Muslim and his name not only has Hussein in it, but it also sounds way too much like our little worldly terrorist Osama. Osama, Obama. See, that's all the proof right there that I need to know that Barack is only the doom that is coming to America. I mean look at the past 8 years. Bush brought nothing but goodness and pushed Christian values, trying to get rid of those evil doers. How can we go from such light to such darkness? Oh, I hope Palin runs in 2012, to undo all the destruction Obama will have done.

Unpure thoughts

So, I have been having many unpure thoughts lately that I just need to resist, especially toward various UFC fighters (I should stop watching that). Jesus would not love me if I acted on them. I am not a married woman, therefore I should not even be thinking these things. I must wait until I find the proper man, the proper husband, that I have only these thoughts for, and only for procreation reasons. Not for pleasure reasons, for that is sinful and wrong. I should not be thinking this way, I should only be thinking about the nine children I'm going to have after I find my one true love, soul mate, the man I will be with until I die. Until I die? Hmm, maybe I should prolong this being single thing a little bit longer.

I kissed a girl and I .... PUKED!!!

Shame Shame Shame!!! Young Katy used to be such a wonderful Christian singer, who was raised by wonderful Christian parents (her dad is a devoted loving pastor). But then the Devil got to her, Hollywood got to her. Now she is corrupted, kissing girls, singing about it. I bet you it all has to do with that boyfriend of hers. That rapper. Rappers are bad news my friend, singing their devils music. He has corrupted her beyond belief. Kissing a girl? She's A GIRL!!! That is just wrong. She also talks about being at a bar in the song, which just goes to show that drinking and going to clubs just makes you do blasphemous things. We should avoid all this on all levels. Having fun and experimenting is a BIG no no is Gods plan for us. We must not cave into our urges. Our desires are disgusting, disgusting things that do not follow the word of our Lord and Savior. We must take all copies of this song and destroy them in a huge bonfire as we dance around singing 'Halalula Lord!" We should also write hate mail to MTV and Much Music urging them NOT to play the video, as it has homosexual sex going on that just... just... MAKES ME PUKE!!!!! Then we need to do an intervention and exorcism on Katy to bring her back to the Light.. to the Lord. She will be loved once again. She will finally make good music once more!!!

Bible Rules to follow

So Leviticus is where the whole rule of being homosexual is an abomination. Here are some other rules that Jesus wants you to follow:

Leviticus:

7: They shall not take a wife that is a whore, or profane; neither shall they take a woman put away from her husband: for he is holy unto his God. (Don't take a slut as your wife)

13: And he shall take a wife in her virginity. 14: A widow, or a divorced woman, or profane, or an harlot, these shall he not take: but he shall take a virgin of his own people to wife. (Your wife NEEDS to be a virgin.. so the next time a guy wants sex with me before marriage, I will know he doesn't want anything long term with me)

6: And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you. (don't eat rabbit?)

10: And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: 11: They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. (Don't eat shell fish... you'll go straight to hell along with the gays)

44: Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. 45: Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. (You can have slaves, as long as they are purchased by a neighbouring nation.. meaning we can own Americans.. Sweet!)

19: Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee. (Do not wear cotton/polyester blend, or a blend of any two garments.. fashion faux pas!)

27: Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. (You better have side burns!)


Exodus:

"If a man sells his daughter as a female slave, she is not to go free as the male slaves do." (So I can sell my kids?)

"For six days work may be done, but on the seventh day you shall have a holy day, a sabbath of complete rest to the LORD; whoever does any work on it shall be put to death." (Kill whoever works or forces people to work on Sundays)

Yes on Prop 8

So those crazy liberal Californians are voting soon on all this same sex mumble jumbo. I hope they finally see the light and realize that this the wrong way to be. This is dangerous territory, not only because of the things I listed in my previous post, but also because we will be teaching our children to be gay. We can't have our children learning from books in school, like how a prince falls in love with a prince. The prince always falls in love with the princess, that's just the way it is. And on that topic of what kids learn in school, we should not be teaching them that some dinosaurs were strictly vegetarians, or that John Wilkes Booth assassinated Abe Lincoln. I mean what will they become? Gay Vegetarian Assassins? That's just scary!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PgjcgqFYP4

Marriage

So learning about what the definition of marriage, that being a union between a man and a woman for procreation purposes, I find that I completely agree with this. I mean what is the point of marriage if not to just have a crap load of babies? There is no other reason to get married. Love is unimportant, getting along is unimportant (I mean if you're a teenage girl who gets knocked up, you better be ready for that shot gun wedding, and spending the rest of your life with your first boyfriend).

I want to take this a step further though. See, looking at the definition, and other Christians saying that same-sex couples can't marry because they cannot naturally procreate with each other, well it shouldn't just apply to them. For every barren women, low sperm count man, hermaphrodite who's body is so messed up because of it that they can't produce, well none of you should have children. If you can't have children, you SHOULD NOT be having marriage. It's a complete abomination. You can't have sex just to have sex... Got that? Oh, and this goes for anyone who chooses to not have kids when they clearly can. The gays choose to like the same sex, which is wrong, you choose to not have children, which is also wrong!

Letting Jesus into my heart

Hello my fellow parish.. welcome to my first posting on my blog.. this is Jesus time!!!!

This Thanksgiving weekend, I have learned a very important lesson.. to let Jesus (is it pronounced "Hey Zeus?") into my heart and home! (Like a begging homeless man?) It was time, I just felt it was right. I mean the convincing arguments that were provided to me about science proving that there is a God (Creation Science.. is that really science?) And how the name of Jesus has provided super powers to ordinary men to defeat the supernatural evil beings that possess the bodies of today's heretics (or Humanists as they like to call them now).

There is also the case where Sarah Palin is clearly the smartest person running in this election (Joe Six-Pack). Heaven forbid (does that count as swearing, I'm new to this and I don't want any swearing out of my mouth that might give the demons power), that damn Muslim (Obama is Muslim?) gets into office. That would just be the end of this fine Christian society (wait, I thought we were multicultural?)

I am Canadian though, so I suppose I should be voting Conservative, or maybe Christian Heritage Party. I'm not sure, it's all so confusing for me. I mean I am just a new born now, am I even legal to vote, because technically I am only one day old in my new Christian like form.