Tuesday, December 2, 2008


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Saturday, November 29, 2008

No kissing before marriage


This is a touching story. One that everyone should follow. A lovely couple decided to not even kiss until they got married. What a fantastic idea. You won't have the urge for sexual intercourse if you don't even touch. This will help to make your marriage more pure, to make you more pure. I think this is the way it should be. Your first kiss should be on your wedding night. It would be the most precious, wonderful and special place to have a first kiss. The best part is that this special couple teaches abstinence at city schools. And we all know abstinence is the only thing we should be teaching our children. Sexual education just gives them ideas. But teaching abstinence will have our children be like these two wonderful people. God Bless them!!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008


"Imagine there's no heaven.. it's easy if you try... " How can you imagine there's no heaven? Where is God and Jesus supposed to live if there was no heaven? I really do not think we should be listening to this blasphemous atheist man freak. He is after all the uglier Beatle, and we shouldn't be listening to ugly people. I cannot believe he would even suggest not believing the God Almighty. I mean Jesus is what brings happiness and peace. Not war and destruction. No one uses Jesus as a weapon to kill others. He is a weapon for love. To spread the good word. Lennon is just a sick sick man to even think that if we had no faith we would be better off. Well dear Mr. Lennon, I hope you're happy down there in hell now.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008


So that thing is having another baby. If you don't know what thing I am talking about, I am discussing that man who was born a woman, but changed to a man, but then decided to have a baby. What the... ? That is just sick. SICK!!! I mean it's sick enough that you are changing God's creation to from a woman to a man, but the fact that you go back on that to have a child? What is wrong with you? Now you're really messing with God's plan. How dare you do such a blasphemous thing, and now you're having another child? It's sick... SICK!!! It's just not natural.

This also goes for a certain person I used to go to high school with. He decided to become a woman. Why do people have to change the way God made you? Should you not be happy with the way God made you? I think you should. God makes you a man, you stay a man. God makes you a woman, you stay a woman. And God does not make people gay, so don't pull that one. That's a choice. God makes everyone straight, and male and female. Black and white people, black and white. No shades of grey here in God's plan.

Thursday, November 6, 2008


I am terribly sad right now. Barack Obama was elected President of the United States. What is going to happen to our Christian values now? He's a Muslim isn't he? That's what I heard. I also heard he's friends with terrorists and that he believes in the Black Panther ways. I know this to be true, because well look at him, he looks like a Muslim and his name not only has Hussein in it, but it also sounds way too much like our little worldly terrorist Osama. Osama, Obama. See, that's all the proof right there that I need to know that Barack is only the doom that is coming to America. I mean look at the past 8 years. Bush brought nothing but goodness and pushed Christian values, trying to get rid of those evil doers. How can we go from such light to such darkness? Oh, I hope Palin runs in 2012, to undo all the destruction Obama will have done.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Unpure thoughts

So, I have been having many unpure thoughts lately that I just need to resist, especially toward various UFC fighters (I should stop watching that). Jesus would not love me if I acted on them. I am not a married woman, therefore I should not even be thinking these things. I must wait until I find the proper man, the proper husband, that I have only these thoughts for, and only for procreation reasons. Not for pleasure reasons, for that is sinful and wrong. I should not be thinking this way, I should only be thinking about the nine children I'm going to have after I find my one true love, soul mate, the man I will be with until I die. Until I die? Hmm, maybe I should prolong this being single thing a little bit longer.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

I kissed a girl and I .... PUKED!!!

Shame Shame Shame!!! Young Katy used to be such a wonderful Christian singer, who was raised by wonderful Christian parents (her dad is a devoted loving pastor). But then the Devil got to her, Hollywood got to her. Now she is corrupted, kissing girls, singing about it. I bet you it all has to do with that boyfriend of hers. That rapper. Rappers are bad news my friend, singing their devils music. He has corrupted her beyond belief. Kissing a girl? She's A GIRL!!! That is just wrong. She also talks about being at a bar in the song, which just goes to show that drinking and going to clubs just makes you do blasphemous things. We should avoid all this on all levels. Having fun and experimenting is a BIG no no is Gods plan for us. We must not cave into our urges. Our desires are disgusting, disgusting things that do not follow the word of our Lord and Savior. We must take all copies of this song and destroy them in a huge bonfire as we dance around singing 'Halalula Lord!" We should also write hate mail to MTV and Much Music urging them NOT to play the video, as it has homosexual sex going on that just... just... MAKES ME PUKE!!!!! Then we need to do an intervention and exorcism on Katy to bring her back to the Light.. to the Lord. She will be loved once again. She will finally make good music once more!!!